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Hunkmania
- Orgasm Rating
- Address Visit Website New York, NY
- Phone 800-800-6067
- Website http://www.hunkmania.com/
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Admission: F: $20; Sa: $30 (Advance ticket prices; tax not included; tickets $10 extra at the door)
Jonesing for a classic girls’ night out? Look no further than Hunkmania, self-proclaimed “pure excitement for ladies.” This all-male revue—for ladies only—features hard bodies and bulging G-strings, making it the ideal place for embarrassing the bride-to-be or titillating the birthday girl. At Hunkmania, all you need for a good time is a fistful of dollar bills and three little words: Take it off!
There are few boundaries at Hunkmania, so don’t go expecting just to watch. The staff is very hands-on. From the waiters, to the massage guys, to the strippers themselves, these hunks do their best to entice all the ladies to get involved. You won’t get the full monty here as New York State law and house rules require the boys to, ahem, keep their hats on, but then again, at least you’ll get to leave a little (or big) something to your imagination.
The venue’s layout facilitates intimacy and crowd participation. The show takes place in an open room with club lighting and iridescent brick walls. Two-tiered, velvet-covered benches line the walls and a few low tables dot the periphery of the floor, which is also the stage. Twenty dollars will buy you or a lady friend a “hot seat” on stage and the honor (or horror) of being physically made part of a dancer’s routine.
Performance numbers showcasing the lip-syncing and acrobatic skills of the strippers are interspersed with free-for-all periods when dancers and massage guys circulate through the audience to cater to individual needs.
They may be easy, but the hunks are certainly not cheap dates. Between the cover charge, the $3 coat check, $7 well drinks, $5 massages, $20 hot seats, and endless tipping, by closing time you may find that you don’t have enough cash left to catch a cab back home. As a consolation, if you happen to win the raffle or the fake orgasm contest, you’ll get treated to a “hot body shot” (a shot of alcohol administered by one of the Hunks) or to a photo op with your favorite Hunk.
What’s truly shocking at Hunkmania is the state of the bathrooms. For a venue that packs in 200 women, they have just two toilets, neither with a working sink or functional door lock. It’s probably best not to think too much about all those unwashed hands co-mingling with the chest grease of the Hunks, but it wouldn’t hurt to pack some hand sanitizer in your purse for peace of mind.
If you’d like to enjoy the services of a Hunk at home, consider Hunkmania’s Hunks-To-Go service, which buys you the services of a private dancer. Britney Spears claims it was her best birthday gift ever! In addition to the standard weekend shows, Hunkmania also offers private parties for groups of 30 or more.
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