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• Address 153 1st Ave. (9th & 10th Sts.) New York
• Hours M-Th: 2pm-4am; F-Su: 12:30pm-4am
• Phone 212-477-4431
• Website http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com
• Coyote Ugly successfully unites unbridled sexuality and rampant alcoholism in that all-important window between drink-driven lust and vomitous regret. The ideal setting for a bachelor or bachelorette party, the lucky bride- or groom-to-be can be assured of enough photo ops to sustain future divorce proceedings. See Exhibit One: Picture of Frank with his head comfortably nestled between the bartender's thighs while she pours a swig of tequila into his mouth, or picture of Linda drunkenly hinting at latent lesbian tendencies by crunching her groin on the bar with Nancy from the office.
  
  The women who staff the bar are consummate professionals. Unfailingly enthusiastic, they navigate the bar with graceful dexterity. The sexuality feels contrived rather than erotic, but this is a venue that has more in common with the pragmatics of porn than first-date seduction. This isn't necessarily a bad thing in these tough economic times; those game enough to shake a bit of bar booty have been known to pocket some extra cash in tips. Extra drinking money aside, you may feel that the combined effects of cheap wine, an indeterminate number of cocksucking cowboys, and a crowd slurring loudly to "Jack and Diane" makes the urge to dance on the bar as irresistible as that hunky accountant leering at you from the corner.
  
  The dress code for women consists of skin-hugging jeans and a black-cropped singlet. Accessorize with bleached blonde highlights and you're off to the races. The men who frequent Coyote Ugly sport the most undesirable and disposable items in anyone's wardrobe, but are confident of where the evening will lead them. For those wishing to get in a little practice dancing at the bar, the weeknight crowds are small and non-threatening. For the full experience, pencil Coyote Ugly in for a Friday or Saturday where it should-and probably will-be the final destination on your evening's itinerary.

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NYNANO Perfect place to take a friend for his 21st birthday.

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