How to Pick a Vibrator

The wonders of technology are not lost on sexual pleasure. Whether you’re a personal appliance virgin or looking to beef up the goody drawer, there’s a vibrator out there for you. But how do you know which one to choose? There are shafts, wands, Swedish massagers, eggs, pearls, hands-free, remote-controlled—the choices can be overwhelming. Just take a deep breath and we’ll guide you through the process.

First order of business: decide what type of stimulation you want. Many vibrators are designed for double duty, stimulating the clitoris and vagina at the same time. You can also mix and match toys, such as using a clitoral vibrator with a dildo or butt toy. When selecting a vibrator for anal, rectal and/or prostate stimulation, keep in mind that what goes in must come out. If using a straight vibrator, make sure it is long enough so that you can keep a good grip on it. (For this reason, egg vibrators are not suggested for anal use.) Several items are specially designed for anal use, such as vibrating butt plugs (widest in the middle with a tapered base) and vibrators with a "branch" perpendicular to the shaft that prevents it from going in too far to be retrieved. G-spot toys are also great for targeting the prostate. A couple of items designed exclusively for men include vibrating cockrings and sleeves that encase the penis.

Vibrators are either battery-operated or coil-operated (or plug-ins). The coil varieties offer the strongest vibes and have an average lifetime of 15-20 years, but they are also more expensive. Battery vibrators let you roam free, however their lifespan is comparatively limited. First-time buyers need not break the bank. There are plenty of quality battery-operated models between $15 and $30, while higher-end coil vibrators will set you back about $40-$50.

The two most popular battery operated models are the Hitachi Magic Wand and Dr. Vibe. Both are marketed as general massagers, but do much more than loosen up your lower back. These are ideal for use with a partner. Each has a vinyl cap and can be used as is or with snap-on attachments like the G-spotter and the "hugger" or "cum cup" (a tulip shaped attachment that cups the head of the penis). Attachments run an additional $5 each.

Vibrators come in all colors, and some even glow in the dark. Waterproof models, like the Tsunami and the Lustre Vibe, can be used in the bathtub or Jacuzzi. Powerful, quiet and compact, the Wrist Rocket is perfect for stress relief in the workplace. It’s not much bigger than a key chain, proving that size doesn’t always matter. Your coworkers will never suspect what's going on beneath your desk. And novelty vibrators—like the Hello Kitty Vibe, which fits in your purse or the Gunslinger, which fits in your holster—make great gifts.

So many choices! Which is why it’s key to try before you buy. A good shop should always allow, even encourage you, to test drive a potential purchase. Hand demonstrations only, for the obvious hygienic and social reasons, but that’s enough to give you an idea of what you’re taking home. Compare different styles and models. Get a feel for the varying texture, shape, size, strength, and vibe-power of your candidates. Many vibrators are designed with variable speeds to help you find the frequency that’s best for you. Check out special features like clit prongs and swiveling mid-sections.

Lastly, here are a few tips to keep your new best friend humming at optimal capacity. Duracell batteries can be too strong and reduce the life of your toy so it’s best to use Energizer or non-alkaline batteries. Remove batteries from vibrators when storing to prevent corrosion that could ruin the motor. Clean your toy between uses, especially if you’re sharing with friends. Wash silicone vibrators with antibacterial soap after each use, but be careful not to get water inside mechanism of the toy. Non-silicone vibrators are best covered with a fresh condom during use to prevent the spread of bacteria or disease. This is also a quick alternative for silicone types.

For more info, refer to Good Vibrations by Joani Blank (Down There Press) or see the "Vibe Coach" at www.babeland.com.