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I have always had this overwhelming desire to have my own penis. Not sure if being a hermaphrodite or shemale is exactly what I would have in mind. I've found that when watching porn with shemales, the shemales typically have little cocks, so that wouldn't necessarily work for me. See, I like 'em big! Not scary, holy-shit-that-dick-is-gonna-rip-my-ass-apart big, just a smidge more than average. Long and thick!

I've often fantasized about being a man and what it would feel like to have my dick sucked by another man, which I think is why I can get turned on watching gay porn. Is that crazy? For a straight woman to fantasize about being a man and having her dick sucked by another man? I don't think so! I can only imagine the sensation of having the cum pulled right out of me. It's not the same as a female orgasm, and I've heard many men, including my husband, remark at how lucky we are to be able to have not one, but several, orgasms in one love-making session (see my previous blogs). But I think a male orgasm is its own "Holy Grail"! It builds in tension, it is a huge release, and there is visual proof that it occurred...yummy delicious man seed!

This minor fascination of mine got a lot worse when I was patrolling for porn online and found a link to a man fucking himself. Literally!! I challenge all of you to go out and find it. I must have watched this damn video about 50 times already. This man actually takes his own dick and shoves it up his ass! All I keep thinking to myself, while watching, is: "I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!!" It's so not fair that a man can do that! Sure, I can fuck myself with my fingers, hands, and any other object that's within arm's reach, but it's not the same as the feel of a real live cock! If I were a man, I swear, I'd probably fuck myself all day long. No job, no life, just holed up in my bedroom fucking myself over and over and over again.

I think in my next life I want to come back a dick! Not just any dick but a well-loved and a well taken care of penis! Free of disease and stress and full of
love and sex!! Oh, to be a man for a day...or two...or 50!!

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mollyx Oh Black Pearl, you are a girl of my own heart. I too have penis envy....and I've found a lovely little solution to it. My first question...is your husband into anal. Will he let you fuck him. If he's open to it, get a realistic strap on (my favorite is the Goodfellow). Put a bullet in the harness and go to town. I also have an ongoing fantasy of being sucked off. And it's totally achieveable with a strap on. My husband sucked on mine while I was wearing it with a vibe on and I came like a fucking freight train. I wrote a review of in on my blog if you wanna check it out (and please don't think I'm trolling for followers. It's just always fun to find like minded girls). It's cooterspooters.blogspot.com. The post is Goodfellow: How MollyX found a solution to her penis envy. I have to warn you, my partner in crime who shares the blog with me posted the most heinious picture I've ever seen in my life on our site today. Don't let it frighten you. But it is truly awlful. If you can get past that, the rest of the blog will seem tame. Good luck chasing that orgasmic dragon, babe. I love your posts!!
NANO Pearl, your posts are great!
greeneyedfrenchy I have always dreamed to be a man for just one day... or two...or 50! He he. Frenchy
Cas Pearl my dear, I cannot WAIT until the ENY staff holiday party -- not just because there's plenty of yummy boycandy I'd like to stuff (into my Christmas stocking, that is) but because I can't wait to rub elbows and other body parts with you. I would be glib and say "if you visit Pleasure Chest or virtually any DVD store in this city you can have as many of your own dicks as you want -- and the receipts to prove they are indeed all yours." But I understand that "double-touch" thing -- fucking yourself with your own dick gives you the sensations of both fucker and fuckee. I will say, though, in all deference to the porno self-invader you mentioned (and, um... wanna share a title, Sister?) that unless a guy is ENORMOUS, the amount of blood flow required to make a dick hard enough to be viable would also impede its flexibility; so while your lady-quandary may be "I don't have my own dick" the typical man-moan is "it's either long and bendy enough to reach my own Vaganus, or it's hard enough for me to want it in there -- but rarely the twain shall meet in my one piece of meat." You and I will have to brainstorm the possibilities over an herbal tea or Cosmo sometime soon -- I think BOTH our readers would benefit from our, shall we say, "Research & Development" efforts. And finally, a belated "Welcome aboard" to my newest and ballsiest columnist cohort. XXX-XOXO, Cas

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